Apparently, Mr. Z had a substitute teacher today at school. It sounded like things were a little more freeform in class, and they were allowed to draw cartoons and write non-classwork kinds of things throughout the day. The following are a few of the things Mr. Z brought home to share with me. He seems to have been working on a personal constitution and some accompanying laws...
"We the pepoll of the USA say all pepoll be treetid equilee and Boise eat candy 4 24 hours."
"Boys can eat candy every day for 24 hours."
"Central School can have an arcade."
"We have recess for 24 hours."
"Boys play video games while girls hop in toilets and play Barbies."
"We have Creative Writing, Mythology, Empires, Poetry and Yu-gi-oh all day."
There it is. The Utopian society for a seven-year-old boy consists of a 24 hour candy-eatin', recess havin', arcade visitin', Mythology-based bacchanal where the girls sit in toilets while playing with dolls.
Hey, count me in!
Oh, and the Consti-looti-too-too-tion part, which totally cracked me up, was written in a wacky, olde Englishe style of writing, with backwards S's and N's. The kid cracks me up.
You know, I should let him eat candy for 24 hours and see how much he likes it. Five bucks says that after about 4 hours he'd be amending the shit out of Law #2000.