Well, while the Innisbrook website doesn't seem to be crediting Mr. Z with any of your purchases (yet!), I am humbled by all of your generositude. Hopefully, they'll award him the pointages, and he'll be well on his way to his first, shiny piece-o-crap!
I do feel as if I owe something to you all, though, for foisting such rubbish upon yourselves. Therefore, anyone who orders crap from this place:
Don't forget to buy crappy drek to help Mr. Z win shitty prizes!!!!
(holy fuck, he pitched it again, the bastard!) will receive a FREE/GRATIS/UNRECOMPENSED/CUFFO copy of the forthcoming Mr. Z and Miss O CD, due whenever I shift my lazy ass into gear. Yes, you'll get all your favorites:
"Dracula's Walk Day"
"A Cool Pair of Shoes (Is All I Need)"
Plus, brand newies, like:
"Stinky McSewer Theme Song"
"My Pet Peeve"
"The Toilet Duet"
So, I'm keeping track. So far I've got Nora, Sarah, Innis, Monica, and Kim. If you've purchased something and your name's not in that list, lemme know. If you haven't purchased anything, well then, you either hate children and want to see Mr. Z flunk out of school, or you're already flush with bath salts and inferior chocolate novelties. Either way... no CD for you!
Now I've got to go write an angry e-mail to the Innisbrook.com sales department, and then go catch the latest episode of my new, favorite televised black-tar heroin, "Mad Men."