Got a nice note in Mr. Z's school folder today. It starts out:
"We would like to inform you we have been advised that a student in your child's class has been diagnosed with head lice."
So that's a bonus. Who the fuck gets lice, nowadays? What's next, a note from Miss O's class about a kid with scurvy?
Guess we'll just have to follow the advice from the principal: "If you find nits, don't panic." We won't be panicking, though, 'cuz we won't be finding any nits. Here are tomorrow's outfits that I picked out for the spawn: