Monday, January 29, 2007

Dad, There's a Mr. Blackwell on the Phone...

Here's what you get when you say, "We've gotta get ready to go to the store so... hey, here's an idea -- why don't you guys pick out your own clothes today. Get dressed and then come on down."



You get "Stretch McOldSweatpantserstein" and "Tartlet: Portrait of a Colorblind 5-year-old Streetwalker."

5 comments:

EOB said...

Mr's Z's arms look long enough to fit into some of the tops I inherited in the Great Clothes Swap of '99.

crabbydad said...

Hey, I've got lots more garbage... er, excellent clothes, if you want me to send them to you. They'll look great on you.

Jon said...

Okay, I frequently wear an outfit almost identical to Mr. Z's. Does that make me young and hip or does that make him a 34 year old shut-in?

Wait. Don't answer that.

Lauren said...

They look great! Ms. O. is awesome and Mr. Z. looks like an old man!

crabbydad said...

Yeah, just like the old lady and me.