The crabbyfamily hit the circus today and, holy fuckcrap, it was actually big-top-tastic. This being Lansing, and all, I was expecting maybe a hula-hooping dwarf and three-legged dog, but it was truly a three-ring extravagizzle. Because it was 2 1/2 hours long, however, I have not the energy to describe it in detail, so I will recreate the magic for you in chronological, photo-medley form. Let the Show begin...
Adult-Baby Fetishists Love the Circus!
Bet Jumbo Wishes He Could Forget This Indignity
Lights Out, East Lansing!
Half-Nude Circus Fan-Dancers -- You Know... For Kids!
The Amazing Clayton Rosaire, Moments Before He Became The Headless Clayton Rosaire
I've Got It! I'll Ride a Motorcycle 50 Ft. in the Air While You Hang By Your Face
Miss O's Favorite Act: The Dude with the Frisbee Dogs. Great. I could've saved 75 Bucks & Taken Her to the Dog Park
The Amazing Ms. Angela & Her Aerial Pelvic Exam!
The Official "What the Shit?!" Moment: Overactor Strangled By Boxing Kangaroo
Bear Trainer James Hall Moments Before He Became Dining Hall
The Flying Espanas & Their Jump Off The Swing Into A Giant Bedsheet Deathwish-O-Rama
The Cortes Family Isn't The ONLY Thing Flying through the Air with the Greatest of Ease
Mongolian Contortionist Ms. Uugantuya's Not Afraid to Show-It-Tuya -- This Was the Exact Moment That Mr. Z Reached Puberty
Apparently This Pachyderm Forgot To Pack-A-Lunch
The Real Reason Woolly Mammoths Became Extinct
A Horrifying Apparition of the Exhumed, Desiccated Body of Bozo's Roy Brown
Sing Us Out, Ringmaster Billy!
And Finally, A Page from the Program -- You Know... For Kids!