Explosive Diary...

Mr. Z has been somewhat obsessed with this book called "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" of late, and it has apparently inspired him to start his own diary. He's calling it "Mr. Z's World™," and it's a cross between real shit that's happening to him and completely fabricated events that usually involve Miss O or the school bully being humiliated in various and sundry ways. All I know is that it's fucking hilarious and I can't wait to read every new entry.

Here's the entry for last Thursday. It could be completely fictional but, man, I'm hoping this scene really happened...