MR. Z: How 'bout something crossed with a Shih Tzu?
MISS O: What if it was a cross between a Shih Tzu and a Weiner dog? That would be a... (pause)... a Shit-Weiner!
MR. Z: (aghast) DAD!!! DID YOU HEAR WHAT MISS O JUST SAID?!?!
MISS O: WHAT? WHAT DID I SAY?!
ME: Never mind, Miss O. Hey, Mr. Z, just drop it, okay?
MR. Z: Oh man, that was hilarious!
Miss O: What?!
Shit-weiner. That WAS hilarious, Mr. Z.
Oh yeah, and the boy and I finished "Cheez Man 3: The Attack of Angry Pickle & Cassie Cucumber" over the weekend:

Enough chit-chat! Back to work!
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