I finished off a box of butter while making the pie yesterday and just had to do the ol' Land O' Lakes lady trick. It's an oldie but a goodie:
Part I: Oh, look, there's a nice Native American woman kneeling by a tranquil lake, offering me some butter:
Part II: Let me just open the box there and see what's inside...
What the--HEY! Must be some fancy new squeeze-type dispenser!
And always remember, wear a "Flavor Protect-Wrapper" when spreading.