Hey, remember how I said it was going to take us eight-plus hours to get to Iowa? Ha, ha, ha... woo, that was a great one!
I'm too busy attempting to collect the pieces of my ass, that were ripped beyond recognition by this trip so I can take them to the seamstress and have them stitched back together into something vaguely reminiscent of my former non-ripped ass, to post anything substantial tonight.
One thing I will say, however, is that you, Taco Bell, are SO on my shit list it's not even funny. You are muerte to me.