Hey, remember how I said it was going to take us eight-plus hours to get to Iowa? Ha, ha, ha... woo, that was a great one!
11 1/2.
I'm too busy attempting to collect the pieces of my ass, that were ripped beyond recognition by this trip so I can take them to the seamstress and have them stitched back together into something vaguely reminiscent of my former non-ripped ass, to post anything substantial tonight.
One thing I will say, however, is that you, Taco Bell, are SO on my shit list it's not even funny. You are muerte to me.
Sunday, July 23, 2006
Iowhathappened?!
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Speaking about Taco Bell and a ripped-up ass in the same thought stream says a lot about your trip.
Sorry it sucked so mightily.
"...I'll have my fill of various grilled meats and ambrosia salad, and I probably won't shit for three days."
Apparently, this was less of a problem than anticipated.
speaking of bm's...I swear I didn't go finding this...it..found...me.
http://www.peeandpoo.com/eng/flasheng.asp
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