Friday, July 07, 2006

That's Not a Regulation Flotation Device

Mr. Z came running downstairs after camp today with a "great story":

MR. Z: Dad! Something dramatic happened at camp today!

ME: Really?! What?

MR. Z: There was a poo in the pool! Someone did a #2 in the deep end!

ME: No way! Did they make you get out of the water?

MR. Z: No, they told us about it after we went swimming, when we were getting dressed.

ME: Oh, gee, that was nice of them. I hope you swam with your mouth closed.

MR. Z: What?

ME: Nothing.

MR. Z: It was SO dramatic!

ME: I'll say! Hey, make sure to really brush your teeth extra well tonight.

MR. Z: Why?

ME: Oh... just for fun.

1 comment:

Kim said...

The brownout--a rite of passage in summer camp. Dramatic, indeed. I hope the Zee-ster wasn't too traumatized.