I was driving the spawnage to camp this morning, and I could feel an argument brewing between the two of them, so I quickly intervened:
ME: Hey, Mr. Z. Did you hear? Some astronomers discovered rings around Uranus!
MR. Z: (laughing) That's disgusting!
ME: And I also heard they found some giant craters on Uranus, too.
[laffs/titters]
MR. Z: Guess what? They also said that Uranus really stinks!
ME: (laughing) Hey, good one, Mr. Z!
MISS O: Oh, and know what else? MY anus is really dry and itchy!
ME: [laughing hysterically and almost driving into a ditch]
MR. Z: Miss O, that's not how you do it! You're supposed to say "Uranus."
MISS O: Oh... Uranus is really dry and itchy.
ME: Don't worry, Mr. Z... maybe we can put some ointment on Uranus when we get home.
MR. Z: HEY?!
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