Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Shhh... Don't Tell My Mom...

Sorry no post last eve -- I was working on a new tune, jointly crooned by Mr. Z and Miss O. It's a song they wrote for my mom's birthday this Sunday and I think it's as cute a baby chipmunk with giant, tear-filled Keane eyes, surrounded by newborn puppies wearing tiny t-shirts with anime pandas on them, all contained within a baby stroller, filled with marshmallow Peeps and being pushed by a chimpanzee wearing a sailor suit.

Oh, and I threw some cellos in there 'cuz my mom always wanted someone in our family to play the cello. So, imagine you're a grandma and enjoy:


"Happy Birthday, Gramma!" by MR. Z & MISS O

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks a lot,you bastard. How are we of little talent supposed to follow that act?? Your "oh we just threw this little ditty together in a flash" makes our loose tea collection look like crappola. That's just obnoxious.
--Seester

Jon said...
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Jon said...

I'm going to write a letter to the corporate office of Chi-Chi's.

First off, I'm going to request that the kitchen staff stop shitting in my refried beans, but my second point will be that they need to replace their tired "Happy Birthday" song that the waiters all gather to sing and replace it with this little ditty. I would say that your description of it's cuteness was completely apt. The only thing I would like to add is that the Chimpanzee is an orphan, having lost his parents because of deforestation by the White Man's Big Business.

As for your sister, yeah, you totally blew her out of the water. Your mom might even vomit when she see's the loose tea. Nice one.

nora said...

Damnit, now I want to have kids -- or at least grandchildren.

Jerry said...

That was way too cute. I think Grandma is gonna be thrilled.

I think you're crazy just like me said...

Oh my listen to the lisp's! Ahh I could just squish em both!

Well done children, You are are both AWESOME!