The goddamn woodpeckers are back.
The pecking on our bedroom wall has started again -- usually beginning at around 5:30 AM. Those motherfuckers. They've made three, brand-new holes -- a couple RIGHT NEXT TO THE FUCKING HOLES I FILLED AND PAINTED OVER, WHICH ARE RIGHT NEXT TO THE GIANT INFLATABLE OWLS THAT WERE SUPPOSED TO SCARE THESE FUCKING RATS WITH WINGS BACK TO PECKERTOWN!
Oh, it's ON!
1 comment:
OMG, woodpeckers aye...that'd totaly suck Crabbydad!! We have birds called Starlings here and they are just as bad, they find a place to nest in the roof..can get into any small hole between the roof tiles too. Noisy bloomin' thangs!!
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