Miss O will be six years old in one hour. Holy carp. It was like only yesterday that she was sobbing uncontrollably because I wouldn't let her throw the beach ball in the living room. Wait... that was yesterday.
Like the crabbyspawnage that she is, Miss O is a true individual. A) She's fucking hilarious. Case in point, tonight I told her that we were just going to get her a roll of toilet paper for her birthday. Her response? "Great! Make it white. I'll color it myself!"
2) She's a musical genius. Case in point:
"A Cool Pair of Shoes (Is All I Need)" by THE MISS O BEAT
And III) Aside from her mother, she still has the greatest laugh in the world:
Happy Birthday, Miss O! Without you and Mr. Z, I'd just be plain ol' "crabby."
Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go wrap your roll of toilet paper.
7 comments:
okay, all hilarity aside (though the toilet paper comment is pretty hilarious), it's clear how much you love your kids, your wife...discussing your bowel habits (wait - that takes all the lovely sentiment out of this message! Scratch that...um, ew. Okay, let's just drop this topic altogether!)
What I was meaning to say is: It's really nice to see that, though crabby, you love your spawnage so damn much.
:-)
Happy trails, and Happy Birthday Miss O!
Happy Birthday to Miss O.
I hope you're wrapping the TP in some lovely Innis paper.
I love how you're encouraging creativity and individualism in your kiddies. The world is a better place already.
Happy birthday Miss O!
I'm gonna be happy the rest of the day just hearing that laugh.
Happy Birthday to Miss O, I hope she doesn't use up her whole birthday present at once.
Happiest of Happy Berfdays to Miss O! I hope she gets the coolest pair of shoes EVAH!
Maybe these? http://z.about.com/d/kidsfashion/1/5/G/3/ConverseKidsChuckTaylorAllStarSpecialty.jpg
That really is the best laugh ever.
Happy Birthday, Miss O!!!
You're only six once so live it up. Go TP your house!
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