Lesson 732: How to Make a 42 Year Old Man Feel Like a Creep with Two Words
First, hold a recycling event in the parking lot of a corporate office park. Then, wait for said 42 year old man to drive up with a trunk full of cardboard and box-board. Then, as he is getting out to retrieve the items from the trunk, send two approximately 16 year old girls over to help him and have them say, "Cool shoes!"
Congratulations! You've just made a 42 year old man feel like a complete, perv-y douche for doing absolutely nothing.