OLD LADY: Wow, thanks to those antibiotics, my throat feels a lot better.
ME: Huh. Now mine's kinda killing me.
[distant coughing coming from Miss O's room]
This weekend's gonna suck shitballs.
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Yup. Be prepared for a general malaise to settle in for the next 2-3 weeks. We had it at my house, and the actual "flu-like" part lasted for only a few days, but, we've been coughing up chunks collectively for the remainder of the time period. Sleeping upright in a chair is your new "horizontal."
4 comments:
Yup. Be prepared for a general malaise to settle in for the next 2-3 weeks. We had it at my house, and the actual "flu-like" part lasted for only a few days, but, we've been coughing up chunks collectively for the remainder of the time period. Sleeping upright in a chair is your new "horizontal."
This cracked me up for a good 10 minutes. Thanks for that.
XANAX for everyone!
That's what my pain's for, Jon. Your amusement. Laff it up, funnyman.
Don't have any Xanax. I do have Bombay Sapphire, tho. Think I'll take a dose. Good idea, anon.
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