Thursday, March 15, 2007

Strep Yourself In...

[interior, crabby-bedroom, 11:09 p.m.]

OLD LADY: Wow, thanks to those antibiotics, my throat feels a lot better.

ME: Huh. Now mine's kinda killing me.

[distant coughing coming from Miss O's room]

This weekend's gonna suck shitballs.


JH said...

Yup. Be prepared for a general malaise to settle in for the next 2-3 weeks. We had it at my house, and the actual "flu-like" part lasted for only a few days, but, we've been coughing up chunks collectively for the remainder of the time period. Sleeping upright in a chair is your new "horizontal."

Jon said...

This cracked me up for a good 10 minutes. Thanks for that.

Anonymous said...

XANAX for everyone!

crabbydad said...

That's what my pain's for, Jon. Your amusement. Laff it up, funnyman.

Don't have any Xanax. I do have Bombay Sapphire, tho. Think I'll take a dose. Good idea, anon.