I hit some sort of dog-owner milestone today.
I pulled a clump of shit-caked, long grass strands outta the dog's asshole after he hunched and strained all over the backyard for about five minutes trying to pinch the motherfucker off.
From this day forth, please greet me by shaking my left hand.
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Sorry, I couldn't help laughing. This so reminded me of Carolyn Online's blog where she said she had to pull a sock from her dog's butt because he couldn't pass it either. I feel for you dude.
FYI...when your dog eats cinnamon-flavored dental floss out of the bathroom trash (and he WILL), do not, repeat, DO NOT pull that ripcord when you see it emerge. The vet said a spleen or some other organ could be attached.
Nice visual, hmm? Pets are icky.
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