Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Losing My Dognity...

5 Things I never thought I'd do before owning getting a dog:

A. Put a dog turd in the refrigerator.

2. Lather up a doggy dick.

3. Pay over $700 in two days for 2 pet hospital visits.

C. Pull a dingleberry off of a canine bung-hole.

5. Walk around the neighborhood with a purple bag of shit in my hand.

[Okay, I had done three of those before owning a dog, but they were done recreationally, not out of obligation.]

1 comment:

Shannon said...

I've owned dogs all my life and never done A or 2. I have done the other 3 though. Sorry but you don't own the dog... Well, you know the rest. Canines have a great scam going, if you ask me, but not as good as cats.