A. Put a dog turd in the refrigerator.
2. Lather up a doggy dick.
3. Pay over $700 in two days for 2 pet hospital visits.
C. Pull a dingleberry off of a canine bung-hole.
5. Walk around the neighborhood with a purple bag of shit in my hand.
[Okay, I had done three of those before owning a dog, but they were done recreationally, not out of obligation.]
1 comment:
I've owned dogs all my life and never done A or 2. I have done the other 3 though. Sorry but you don't own the dog... Well, you know the rest. Canines have a great scam going, if you ask me, but not as good as cats.
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