That's why I've decided to introduce you to a few of my most prized pieces from the 2008 CrabbyDuds Collection. Tonight, I am featuring the latest addition to the footwear category, and, in fact, the final piece in the GREATEST-MOST-SOFTEST OUTFIT EVER ASSEMBLED.
I give you, the Sanuk "Donnie":
What's that, you say? It looks like a slipper? A dirty hippie slipper? A dirty slippie? Well, then I, sir or madame, am a dirty slippie. I challenge you to slip your weary footies into the buttery orifice of this appendage pouch. Well, not this pouch -- get your own fucking pouch.
Seriously, though, get a pair of these fuckers -- you will be rewarded with 10 instant toe-rections. And, yes, I've worn them out in public and, no, I am not ashamed to admit that and, perhaps, people think I'm a fucking scumbag... but it's all in the service of softitude.
Here, I'll make it easy on you:
For the fellas (order a 1/2 to full size larger!)
For the Fridas
And hey, maybe next time, if you're lucky, I'll give you the inside scoop on my underwear.
(Wait... that didn't come out right.)
4 comments:
no pic
and no underwear scoops, please!
No pic? That's odd... it's working for me. Anyone else not seeing the buttery goodness that is "The Donnie"?
I can see the pic and I think the shoe looks amazing! It has that rustic, worn look to it... Kind of like the type a fellow might wear on the train to Hoboville. You always need something comfy when you're traveling the countryside with a knapsack on your back!
Okay, I'll concede that sometimes the worst or funkiest-looking stuff is also the comfiest - I have several of the rattiest t-shirts on the face of the planet that aptly prove that - but those shoes are, well, um,... just ugly.
Of course, I may not have too much room to talk here, given the flack I get for my FiveFingers shoes.
I'll take a pass on the scoop as well...
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