Monday, December 31, 2007

HAPPY NEW--zzzzzzzzz...

Well, we didn't die of dryness at my folks' house, in case you're wondering. Though I am just moistening up enough today to be able to move my finger joints to type. I'm not going to rehash all the holiday goings-on in this post -- just don't have it in me. It's 11:36 on New Year's Eve, and the Old Lady and I are in bed and it looks like we won't make it 'til midnight. When the fuck did I turn 80?! Oh well, I better lie down slowly so I don't shatter a hip.

Anywhich, another year passes and I'm still not dead, so I look that as a major fucking bonus. My resolutions for 2008? Eat more lettuce and don't die.

Happy New Year, and may you also eat more lettuce and not die.


Monica said...

HNY to you, dear CD. Please amend the lettuce to collards, kale, and broccoli, and you will get your wish. Though personally, my taste runs to red wine and salami, and my LDL/HDL is 80/110. Fish oil rules! 80 yos, unite!

crabbydad said...

Kale, broccoli, salami and fish oil... Monica, your cholesterol may be low, but I hope you never float an air biscuit near an open flame. Kablooey!