MR Z: I think I had a wet dream the other night.
MR. Z: Yeah, I was having this awesome dream and when I woke up the bed was kinda wet.
OLD LADY: Well... that may have just been sweat.
ME: And actually, it wouldn't really be "wet"... sticky is more like it--
MISS O: What's a wet dream?
MR. Z: I read about it in my "It's Perfectly Normal" book. It's when--
ME: HEY! Who needs dessert?!!!