MR. Z (reading a magazine): What's vee-aggra?
ME: It's "viagra." And what are you reading?!
OLD LADY: It's a pill for men who can't get an erection.
MISS O: What's an erection?
MR. Z: It's so weird! It's when your thing gets hard and sticks out. I get one when I have to pee or when I see a cute girl.
MISS O: Hm.
ME: Hey, who needs more milk?!
5 comments:
Viva Mr. Z! Nothing gets past that boy.
If this conversation lasts more than four hours, please contact your physician, as this may have permanently damaged your innocence as a parent.
You know, that is exactly how I imagine dinnertime at the Crabshack.
I appreciate your posts and think it's a great blog for me to refer back to. I've just started a blog called raisingafather.blogspot.com and I'd love to link to one another's since we discuss many of the same issues parents face.
Love your blog.
These conversations are pure gold.
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