Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Farty Arty...

I know I haven't posted in a while -- I've got no fucking time, goddammit. Someone's gotta invent some new kind of blog thing where A) I don't have to type, 2) I don't have to think, and C) I can do it while taking a shatner. Invent that and I'll post more often... deal?

Anywhich, I've got a coupla great drawings by the spawnages that I thought I'd share. The first one, by Miss O, is presented to you as a public service, really. She's apparently learning about ears in school, of late, and she has a couple of illustrated pointers for proper ear maintenance.

That's right -- always wash your ears until they sweat and don't put bass drum mallets all the way in your ear. You heard it here first. Get it?

And Mr. Z and I have finally added another episode to our ongoing graphic novella, "The Adventures of Cheez Man." This episode finds our fromage-y hero once again in the evil clutches of Angry Pickle, the kingly kosher dill-etante. Again, for those unfamiliar with this wildly successful series, Mr. Z and I alternate drawing panels until they're all filled in. There is no consultation between us while drawing... which is why it makes no fucking sense whatsoever. Enjoy...

Thought I'd make it all the way through without drawing a turd, huh? You don't know me very well at all, do you?

And speaking of turds -- there's your post. Another one pinched off, for your pleasure. Don't forget to flush when you're done reading.


Mandee said...

Get a mic and some fancy read your voice to type whatever software so you dont have to type.

Take laptop to do this while on the "shatner".

As for the thinking even the blondes have to deal with that pesky detail of life.

Get posting!

( If I wasnt a wierd super demanding blog reader and was a tad more polite I would've said...Hey Mr.Crabs, Im Mandee, I found your blog a while ago, and I've already read through a year! LOVE your (sh/wr)itting ! )

Todd S. said...

LOL. Awesome...
Oh, I second the laptop notion. I have a netbook...weighs less than a book (but more than a magazine).

I read Cheezman too fast...I thought the one panel said...'fighting over some dumbass ball'


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