- Pizza is not a garnish and is a meal privilege, not a meal right.
- Fruits and vegetables are great colon motivators and can add some variation to any meal's color palette.
- Just because the cafeteria offers something called "Oreo pizza," it doesn't mean that a) they should, and 2) you should put it in your mouth.
Bleh. That thing looks like Jackie Gleason's diabetic foot from the movie "Nothing in Common."