All right, there's no fucking way I'm gonna crank out a song a week, but I did get the first one done over the weekend, so... one. I think it's a pretty fucking awesome tune with which to kick off the new year, I might add.
It's called "Dino Tubular" and it's a song the spawnage wrote about a mysterious gift they each received over the holidays. The lyrics are pretty self-explanatory, so I'll let them explain it. Oh, and if you like the song, please forward it to five friends. If I'm gonna be recording this shit, I want people to fucking hear it, ya know?
by Mr. Z & Miss O
We got a package that felt like clothes
But what it was, nobody knows
We opened it up and what could it be?
Was it a toy, it was cylindar-y
Then we unrolled it and it had some writing
It said "Dino Tubular," was this for fighting?
We couldn't figure out what this thing was for
It had silhouettes of dinosaurs
We called our Gramma and then she shared
How to fill it up with lots and lots of air
And the we blew it up, and up, and up
Until it was the size of a Great Dane pup, yeah!
Then we whacked it, smacked, didn't treat it with care
We were bonking each other like two fightin' bears
It's like a light saber that's made of plastic
We hit each other till we got sorta spastic
From that day on Dino Tubular was fun
For mom and dad, zeke, olive and willa, everyone, yeah!