tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10130250.post6941971068661910800..comments2023-10-25T03:53:11.836-04:00Comments on crabbydad: And on That Note...crabbydadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06260962961528954245noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10130250.post-29187599165090252962008-09-03T09:21:00.000-04:002008-09-03T09:21:00.000-04:00I dunno. I thought camp was made for armpit farts...I dunno. I thought camp was made for armpit farts. Or vice versa. Regardless, let your fart flag fly, Mr. Z.Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03785169158901302854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10130250.post-76858466576938393612008-08-29T00:09:00.000-04:002008-08-29T00:09:00.000-04:00You know what I think is great? That the counselo...You know what I think is great? That the counselor put quotation marks around the word farting.<BR/><BR/>As if it were some sort of euphemism for farting. <BR/><BR/>Ha ha ha haaaa.<BR/><BR/>Max hasn't mastered the armpit fart, but he can blow a MEAN wet raspberry on his arm.<BR/><BR/>He also greets me with bonafide "farts" (hehehe) in the morning.<BR/><BR/>-T.Tiffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13822243760340149144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10130250.post-56496246671214935602008-08-26T11:46:00.000-04:002008-08-26T11:46:00.000-04:00I am honored to be an Honorary Crab.I will do you ...I am honored to be an Honorary Crab.<BR/>I will do you proud.<BR/><BR/>But not as proud as the Big Z!<BR/>Pit farts are an art form, not to be lightly dismissed by camp hirelings.<BR/>After many years of practice, I had to admit de feet, or de pit, as it were, and default to the "heels of hands over mouth" method of making fart noises.<BR/>And it's easier on the rotator cuffs, too.<BR/>I can't hula hoop, either.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10130250.post-67325860548553439232008-08-25T23:09:00.000-04:002008-08-25T23:09:00.000-04:00Yeah, good luck camp people. That note may as wel...Yeah, good luck camp people. That note may as well have said, 'Could you please alter your son's DNA.' Back to my manifesto!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10130250.post-87287411269817300582008-08-25T22:29:00.000-04:002008-08-25T22:29:00.000-04:00It starts with armpit farting noises at camp, it e...It starts with armpit farting noises at camp, it ends with the manifesto written in pencil in the cabin deep in the Montana wilderness while listening to Stockhausen.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10130250.post-32379383698148662852008-08-25T20:14:00.000-04:002008-08-25T20:14:00.000-04:00Thanks, Leslie! Because of your kind gesture, I ha...Thanks, Leslie! Because of your kind gesture, I have dubbed thee an "honorary crab." (see sidebar). And you must not be cupping enough to create the proper vapor-lock in your pit. Remember, practice, practice, practice! Work the core!crabbydadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06260962961528954245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10130250.post-20204693558849811062008-08-25T19:48:00.000-04:002008-08-25T19:48:00.000-04:00Crabby Dad!Just want to let you know that I have g...Crabby Dad!<BR/>Just want to let you know that I have given you a Just Plain fun To Read Award on my blog...<BR/><BR/>I never mastered the pitfart. The neighbor boy stayed in perpetual trouble...he was a propitfarter.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10130250.post-26611008775958980452008-08-25T18:35:00.000-04:002008-08-25T18:35:00.000-04:00For the record, Carolyn, Miss O does a mean armpit...For the record, Carolyn, Miss O does a mean armpit fart to boot, so, at least in this house, we're equal opportunity tooters.<BR/><BR/>Toot toot!crabbydadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06260962961528954245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10130250.post-62354184714739867062008-08-24T23:57:00.000-04:002008-08-24T23:57:00.000-04:00I can't help it, but I had to laugh. Seems Mr. Z i...I can't help it, but I had to laugh. Seems Mr. Z is just being a boy, and boys will be boys. I think the girls might have been giggling too. The counselor just didn't want to tell you that.Harbor Honhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14311482342041164790noreply@blogger.com