tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10130250.post3023176277891799311..comments2023-10-25T03:53:11.836-04:00Comments on crabbydad: Crabstipated, Once Again...crabbydadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06260962961528954245noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10130250.post-90037367483838342692008-07-12T14:08:00.000-04:002008-07-12T14:08:00.000-04:00I've been trying to think of a good question for A...I've been trying to think of a good question for Ask Crabby, but I keep going back to the old: How does a forty-something midwestern woman meet a nice boy? She's open minded - he doesn't have to be a guitar player, or even musician for that matter. <BR/><BR/>Oh, maybe I just identified the issue...thanks Crabby!nora leonahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18060931365847924819noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10130250.post-2760046129934213862008-07-12T07:55:00.000-04:002008-07-12T07:55:00.000-04:00Dear CD.. I like the advice column idea! ESPECIALL...Dear CD.. I like the advice column idea! ESPECIALLY if you add Tarot reading to your intuitive medical diagnostic capabilities! I bet people would line up (virtually of course) down the block!<BR/><BR/>Of course, I'm sure there is a screenplay about that CANADIN pharmacy... <BR/><BR/>Glad you survived the midwestern st. tropez.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10130250.post-43633331321458853402008-07-11T13:15:00.000-04:002008-07-11T13:15:00.000-04:00Dear Crabby,I have this great idea for a film, but...Dear Crabby,<BR/>I have this great idea for a film, but everyone thinks I'm a stalker. What should I do?<BR/><BR/>Signed,<BR/>Crabby Roger Lost in Fatal FissureAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10130250.post-69177933374061982702008-07-11T13:12:00.000-04:002008-07-11T13:12:00.000-04:00It's a comedy, people. Seriously. You'll believe m...It's a comedy, people. Seriously. You'll believe me when you see it on the silver screen!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10130250.post-59653017061443619162008-07-11T09:48:00.000-04:002008-07-11T09:48:00.000-04:00I dunno, Queen, I kinda like the idea. I see it mo...I dunno, Queen, I kinda like the idea. I see it more as "Roger & Me" meets "Lost in America" meets "Fatal Attraction." Sounds like a hit. I think it should be called <I>"Searching for Crabby Fissure."</I>crabbydadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06260962961528954245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10130250.post-72001900851568119842008-07-11T08:35:00.000-04:002008-07-11T08:35:00.000-04:00I don't know, lizzie, that sounds pretty creepy to...I don't know, lizzie, that sounds pretty creepy to me! Kind of "Sleepless in Seattle" meets "Under the Tuscan Sun" and does the do-si-do with "Fatal Attraction." Yiiiiiiikes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10130250.post-18314813015014132252008-07-10T12:30:00.000-04:002008-07-10T12:30:00.000-04:00I have an idea for a screenplay starring you...wel...I have an idea for a screenplay starring you...well starring some girl, but you're the inciting incident, and possibly the title. I thought of it when I first started reading you in the dark ages (2005). I've pitched it to a few folks and they love it. <BR/><BR/>Here's a terrible blurb: It's a RomCom/roadtrip flick about a girl about to get married to a longtime love and who, through a series of anxiety-driven events, finds a blogger whom she admires. Enter roadtrip. She travels to middle America seeking advice/insight/who-knows-what, encountering interesting characters along the way (many through blogs and blog-related things). She's left to discover that the crabby blogger is truly content in his crabbitude, and so shall she be in her imminent marriage. It's not nearly as creepy as it sounds.<BR/><BR/>Problem is, I'm not a writer. You should write it. And make it funny.<BR/><BR/>There's an idea.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10130250.post-71389465896978063742008-07-10T11:58:00.000-04:002008-07-10T11:58:00.000-04:00I like food, so a cooking blog could be interestin...I like food, so a cooking blog could be interesting, unless you have a Troppe-like menu.<BR/><BR/>If those ideas don't pan out, you could boost your popularity by posing for Playcrab or Pentshell.<BR/><BR/>Maybe you just need some street cred. You could track down area bloggers. Then, you crack some skulls and bloody some noses.Jasper Mockingbardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04154313019904980881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10130250.post-28045185770610550722008-07-10T09:35:00.000-04:002008-07-10T09:35:00.000-04:00I like your thinking, Burbanmom. AND, I just so ha...I like your thinking, Burbanmom. AND, I just so happen to have an extensive collection of severed heads, so it's really a no-brainer!crabbydadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06260962961528954245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10130250.post-58259799366735572922008-07-10T06:34:00.000-04:002008-07-10T06:34:00.000-04:00I LOVE the "Dear Crabby" idea! The cooking idea s...I LOVE the "Dear Crabby" idea! The cooking idea sounds good, but since you always blur out the family's faces in photos and whatnot, wouldn't that be kind of hard to do? Although.....<BR/><BR/>Brainstorm... how about each cooking segment features a different severed head on your body? Like maybe "Chimichongas with Cheney" or "The REAL Einstein Bagels"....<BR/><BR/>hmmmmm....Burbanmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03482218254218777985noreply@blogger.com